How to NOT get sleep: a quicky for an insomniac

Need Sleep

Who needs to sleep in their bed. Do it at work!

1)Go out with friends (preferably on a Sunday when you have work at 8AM)

2)Wake up for work, then say “YES” to your beergutted, mid-40s balding coworker whe. He asks you to go out tonight.

3)Skip the power nap after work and chat with friends on Facebook and Twitter (or play WoW if you the balding guy)

4)Repeat until you get so tired not even Freddy could scare you awake.

If you implement these steps I GUARANTEE you that your face will have bags SO BIG that you’ll make Rocky after a fight look amazing!!

Have fun aging!!

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