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Quoteover Of The Day

Pic Python

The British are coming! The British are coming!

American beer is like making love in a canoe. It’s f*cking close to water. – Monty Python

Monty Python was the ONLY good this to ever be spawned from England. Yes, including their “football” team 😉 but I’m gonna have to agree with the Brits on this one.

Quoteover Of The Day

Always do sober what you said you’d do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut. Ernest Hemingway

I love that one…maybe I should apply this one to my life 😉

Drink Ernest

I'm actually next to him, somebody thought it would be funny to cut me out. Cheers Ernest!

Drunk Math

Last Night:
NBA + Ladies Night = Amazing

Amazing + Beer Pitchers + Rumplemints + Vegas Bomb + Tequila Sunrise + (5 x Jeager Bombs) = Whatthefuck

Whatthefuck + Work in the morning = A mess on my desk that looks like something that should have came out of an infants ass

Damn I didn’t get to drink!! It’s like…

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Bars closing early on a bad day SUCKS!!!

Damn I didn’t get to drink!! It’s like, Wednesday only the most depressing day besides Monday…and Tuesday. Don’t close early, people need at least one drink to say they’re day wasn’t COMPLETELY terrible!!

Damn Mike can u not come over so I can s…

Damn Mike can u not come over so I can sleep

ZzZz –> Lon Op (game plan for the night…

ZzZz –> Lon Op (game plan for the night)

GOD IM SO HUNGOVER!! Advil please!

GOD IM SO HUNGOVER!! Advil please!