Posts Tagged ‘ drinks ’

Quoteover Of The Day

Pic Python

The British are coming! The British are coming!

American beer is like making love in a canoe. It’s f*cking close to water. – Monty Python

Monty Python was the ONLY good this to ever be spawned from England. Yes, including their “football” team 😉 but I’m gonna have to agree with the Brits on this one.

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Drunk Math

Last Night:
NBA + Ladies Night = Amazing

Amazing + Beer Pitchers + Rumplemints + Vegas Bomb + Tequila Sunrise + (5 x Jeager Bombs) = Whatthefuck

Whatthefuck + Work in the morning = A mess on my desk that looks like something that should have came out of an infants ass